registration fee: $90
board repair: $67.20
new car to get to the beach after van finally bit the dust: $8,700
insurance for new car to get to the beach: $1,100
gas for new car to get to the beach: $50
friend with truck to lug longboard to the beach since new car came sans roof rack: free!
catching a bomb at the 10th annual Queen of the Peak: priceless
watching footage of the paddle out back: also priceless
