3 months in Cali
3 months in Costa
4 boards
26 beach breaks
1 stingray
1 near drowning
1 tropical ear fungus
2 wetsuits
2 bikinis
2 sizes trimmer
3 shades darker
7 Brazilians (waxes not boys, although…)
1 Hawaiian surfing compadre
9 indecent proposals
13 books
3 pens
1 stolen cellphone
6 Spanish words for beautiful
=
1 ticket to surfing Australia
*shark insurance sold separately
PONY UP OR EAT IT 
How about “One constantly worried mum?”
1 surprisingly supportive mother
live the dream for us Nora xo
Only 9 indecent proposals? You’re slipping, m’dear.
or maybe my perspective of ‘indecent’ is… 😉